Rant Poem

Rant Poem

Slapping

Why, Why, Why must you slap me.

If you are trying to hurt someone,

you DO NOT slap them,

you punch them,

because a slap doesn't hurt,

a slap feels just annoying,

It feels like a bug is trying to beat you up!

AND BUGS DON'T BEAT PEOPLE UP.

A punch, now that feels a bit better.

 A punch feels more like a smash,

instead of a slap!

A punch feels like a human is beating you up.

And humans do beat you up!

You don't slap,

because it's rude,

weak,

disrespectful,

and just STUPID!

Sometimes my friends slap me,

slap, slap, slap, slap,

and you know what that does?

IT DRIVES ME, INSANE!

If you were a NORMAL person!

You wouldn't SLAP THEM!

Because it really doesn't look cool!

AND FOR THE 1 MILLIONTH TIME,

IT DOES NOT HURT!

That is why when I hit someone.

I HIT SOMEONE!